Aged & Screened Compost

$10 per 50# bag

Aged for two years in an artisanal ditch, this compost has been hand-screened by feral children. Our proprietary formula of alpaca poop, duck poop, fruit and veggie scraps, and landscaping trimmings leaves no micronutrient behind. Your garden will be growing faster than seven-minute-itch in your front yard before your in-laws arrive for 4th of July weekend.